جوری زندگی کنید که اگر فیلمش را ساختند، اسکار بگیرد. (قسمت1 )

حس عجیبیه؛
عین کاپیتان تیم که بعد خوردن گل دقیقه ده گفته این کاپ واسه ماست و واسش میجنگیم و الان سرشو بلند میکنه و میبینه دقیقه هشتاد و نهه و دروازه بان حریف رو زمینه و هنوز یک هیچ. عین رییس کارگاهی که به کارگراش گفته تا لحظه آخر پای شرکت وامیستم و نمیذارم ورشکست شیم و شب آخر ماه تنها تو انبار نشسته و به جنسا نگاه میکنه. عین تنها دکتر لندن تو طاعون قرن سیزده که به مردم گفته تا یه ماه همه چی تمومه و بعد شش هفته یه بچه سه ساله تو دستاش تلف میشه. عین یه زندانی آشویتس که به همه هم سلولیاش گفته یه روزی آزاد میشیم و حالا جلو در اتاق گازه. عین خلبانی که بعد از کار افتادن موتور اول به مسافرا گفته نترسین و حالا با زمین سی متر فاصله داره. عین مدیری که به کارمنداش قول داده سازمانو از بحران خارج میکنم و الان برگه استعفا رو میزشه. عین یه فرمانده تو جنگ جهانی که صبح به سربازاش گفته عصری محاصره رو میشکنیم و دوباره میرین پیش خونواده هاتون؛ حالا بعد از ظهر شده و هوا گرفته است و بارونی و سرشو که از کانال میاره بیرون، ده هزار تا سرباز هیتلر نگاش میکنن.
اگه اون بشکنه، همه میشکنن. آخه کسی نیست که سربازارو کول کنه و ببره جایی که راحت بمیرن. اگه اون بشکنه، همه میشکنن. چشماشو میبینی؟ له شده، ولی نشکسته. آخه اگه اون بشکنه سرباز رو کولشم میشکنه.
واسه همینه که اون نباید بشکنه.
پ.ن1: داستان زندگی ما باید جوری باشه که فیلمش، جایزه بهترین فیلمنامه اقتباسی اسکارو ببره. باید جوری باشه که موقع دیدنش هر پنج دیقه یه بار موی آدم به تنش سیخ بشه و بگه بابا بو کیمدی دا، اه.
پ.ن2: واسه همینه که ما نباید بشکنیم.

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